“He’s a barroom socialist, if that’s what you mean. Beer and revolution go in, piss comes out.” — Pat Barker, Regeneration
A Perfect Match
What does it say about me when the first thing I think of is a phosphorous tipped small wooden stick?
The answer lies in how I would answer that question about someone else: a person who lives in a place where matchbooks aren’t a common thing.
I live in clues; resolving them, giving them.
The ultimate in cool was lighting a strike-anywhere match on the zipper of your jeans. It took skill to strike it without leaving the head in the zipper’s teeth. Then button-fly jeans became cool.
For paper matches it was the one-handed fold-the-match-back light. The difficulty was the short strike, which meant more pressure was needed. And, because even in a single matchbook there is a lot of variance in the match heads, regularly showing off meant walking around with a black specked callus in the middle of your right thumb.
The strike-anywheres were more expensive and harder to find. If you wanted real ones you had to look for the boy scout approved waterproof ones. Otherwise, despite what the sales clerk was affirming, you were probably just getting a wooden safety match.
Nobody could figure out how to light one cowboy-style. The consensus opinion was that they were using their chaps. Nobody knew that modern denim was softened.
Elliot Gould’s Philip Marlowe used strike-anywheres. The walls of his bedroom were missing the expected scars.
Quote of the Day
“You’re always going to demonize those who disagree with you and amnesty those who agree with you. But there has to be some measure of understanding that that’s what you’re doing.” — Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Is Back to Weigh In, The New York Times Magazine (2020-06-15)
Quote of the Day
“We are alive on the very brink of eternity.” — Peter Carey, Oscar and Lucinda
Telmo Miel – Martine in the Forest
Quote of the Day
“Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.” — James Burgh, The Dignity of Human Nature
Quote of the Day
“But no one, no matter how intelligent, could make good inferences from bad data.” — Charles Sheffield, Transcendence
Quote of the Day
“FAITH, n.: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.” — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
Jade Rivera – Flora
Quote of the Day
“Did you see the picture and specifications of that average man they located last year? That took all the joy out of wanting to be average.” — Will Rogers, “Will Rogers Declares Hoover Speech Surprised Him,” Daily Telegram #638 (1928-08-12)








