“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal, is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” — Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
“A beach house isn’t just real estate. It’s a state of mind.” — Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.” — Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
“Even light, which travels so fast that it takes most races thousands of years to realize that it travels at all, takes time to journey between the stars.” — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“Let the past hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.” — Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
“It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without the proper training.” — Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
“How can I tell that the past isn’t a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?” — Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” — Douglas Adams, Life, The Universe and Everything
“The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.” — Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
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