“I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, ‘that’s what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?’ But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say ‘bad monkey.’” — Jon Stewart, A conversation with Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart, Charlie Rose (2004-09-29)